Vintage Sarah Nowlin
Elle. 4 years old. Rapper extraordinaire.
An encounter with Snooki from a close friend
…who did NOT invite me… and then has the audacity to send me this email .. ;)
it’s true, i did in fact see snooki & the situation last night. i had NO IDEA this was gonna happen. all of a sudden…. people’s phones are blowing up with texts that yes snooki and the situation showed up.
snooki was first on the scene. she basically plopped herself on a couch (for added height) and danced the night away. by herself. with hoards of people taking her pic. she was loving the attention. posing for everyone’s cameras and just dancing without a care in the world. she was wearing florescent orange skin, a black bump-it hair do, a white leopard shirt, giant boobs and legs.
being the ballsy man that i am, i just go right up in front of the crowds and am like snooki, i need a picture. snooki was like totally down for photos . it’s the craziest.
and then the situation blows up onto the scene. for the whole party it was typical top 40 music and then as soon as he rolls up it’s jersey shore techno. glow sticks and all. and he is short! definitely shorter than me. anyways, the situation goes right up to the dj, stands on a couch and starts dancing, hands in the air like he was the king of the castle.
all in all. amazing.
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This blog is written by Peter Geist’s incredibly sweet, smart, funny, and beautiful mother who is going through some changes and sharing it with us all ! xx
Brace yourself for some cuteness overload, care of Cole Anderson, 23 months old.
A Quote for Katy
Katy, I wanted to hit you with this quote on your quote page, but I cannot work this shiz yet, so here goes:
“Chris, you got pepper spray? I mean, I’m prepared for EVERYTHING. I gotta billy club, mase, a chain, a knife, and an ice-pick in the backseat of my car.”
( “What’s the ice pick for?”)
“Ohh, just in case I wanna flatten someone’s tires if someone pisses me off. You know, someone with an Obama sticker on their car.”
-My Dad
